http://twitter.com/AudreyMorrigan

I hate when you fall asleep on your arm and wake up in the middle of the night and it's limp & dead...scares the crap out of me!

audreymorrigan

https://2img.net/h/oi54.tinypic.com/1zyzc5k.jpg bought some black hair dye, a pair of scissors, went to the bathroom and abused the crap out of my hair. Here's the result.

7:35 PM Jul 31st, 2011 via iPhone

audreymorrigan

Sometimes i'm just disgusted by how shameless and selfish people can be.

2:57 PM Aug 1st, 2011 via iPhone

audreymorrigan

https://2img.net/h/oi51.tinypic.com/2luc510.jpg don't ask me what's going on here. I don't know myself. One thing - these guys are complete nuts.

6:57 PM Aug 1st, 2011 via iPhone

audreymorrigan

checked my mailbox today, got home with 3 big boxes. I now have some crazy wigs, really rad shoes and... a latex dress! Thanks guys, gonna shoot in those soon.

9:13 PM Aug 1st, 2011 via iPhone

audreymorrigan

i just hate men sometimes. they can be total jerks with extremely huge egoes. i guess they're trying to compensate something that's really small.

9:20 PM Aug 1st, 2011 via iPhone

audreymorrigan

@frankiero i bet you've taken that personally, didn't you? Well, only proves that you have a small... thing. xoxo

9:47 PM Aug 1st, 2011 via Internet

audreymorrigan

@frankiero i'm sure your friend won't complain about me too.

10:05 PM Aug 1st, 2011 via Internet

audreymorrigan

Couldn't sleep all night, spent it reading horoscopes instead. My fav so far is "Being in love with a #Capricorn will be the most complicated thing of your life." #fact

09:50 AM Aug 2nd, 2011 via Internet

audreymorrigan

Oh, another one! "Once you've loved a #Capricorn you'll never be the same." #fact

10:10 AM Aug 2nd, 2011 via Internet

audreymorrigan

I feel so exhausted! Spent entire day outside with @gee and have to say i might do that tomorrow too :D

9:24 PM Aug 6th, 2011 via Internet

audreymorrigan

@gee only if you buy me those awesome giant rainbow cookies! They were so yummy.

12:29 PM Aug 7th, 2011 via Internet

audreymorrigan

@gee eww! No, no, no, that's just not acceptable.

1:42 PM Aug 7th, 2011 via Internet

audreymorrigan

@geei eat only organic and vegan food ;p

7:05 PM Aug 7th, 2011 via Internet

audreymorrigan

Cooking dinner: zucchini, scallions and mushrooms pan fried in a sesame soy-sauce with a side of steamed rice and paenut basil chili paste!

10:09 AM Aug 11th, 2011 via Internet

audreymorrigan

Up in the clouds right now on my flight back to the big apple! I will miss you orange candy sky's and towering palm trees! #sleepy #fucklateflights

3:45 AM Aug 14th, 2011 via iPhone

audreymorrigan

got up @7am for a casting for catwalk show. They told me i'm too short to do catwalk. Bitch, i walked Jared Gold and NYCouture while being pocket sized, i can walk any shit you can throw at me.

1:16 PM Aug 23rd, 2011 via iPhone

audreymorrigan

https://2img.net/h/oi55.tinypic.com/xombr4.jpg @gee said that i look like a rich sophisticated lady trying to be ghetto like this. I vote for hooker anyways.

4:55 PM Aug 26th, 2011 via iPhone

audreymorrigan

It's been a while since i updated here, sorry guys. I've been really busy, but will try to catch up on things, i promise!

7:20 PM Sep 17th, 2011 via Internet

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audreymorrigan

Cheesus fucking crust, finally got my twitter back! Apparently it's been hacked by someone from Germany, mind the tweet before. Nice try, jackass.

9:45 PM Sep 26th, 2011 via Internet

audreymorrigan

Should i decorate the christmas tree or wait for the big eve? Kinda tempted to go ornament shopping...

5:45 PM Dec 11th, 2011 via Internet

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